May 11, 2008
May 10, 2008
May 9, 2008
May 8, 2008
From the product’s official page, lesser known uses for Windex.
[ Update: they pulled it.  Thank goodness for screen-caps. ] 

From the product’s official page, lesser known uses for Windex.

[ Update: they pulled it.  Thank goodness for screen-caps. ] 

May 6, 2008
Simpsons couch gag compendium.
May 5, 2008

50 Cent gets chain snatched onstage in Angola.

[ via MediaTakeOut .com ]

May 4, 2008
Survived another Derby infield. Did better than this guy.
[ thx to Greg for the pic ]

Survived another Derby infield. Did better than this guy.

[ thx to Greg for the pic ]

May 1, 2008

Derby Flashbacks

2007: My buddy Lane the Lawya makes his newly-hired 18-year-old assistant drive him and his drunkass friends up from Nashvegas.  Some of the locals were so offended, they made sure she got stoned to the bejeezus belt just before Street Sense rode to victory. 

April 30, 2008

Derby Flashbacks

1996: Drink too much hooch in betting lines and ending up betting on wrong horses.  Fiancee hits Grindstone/Cavonnier/Prince of Thieves trifecta which pays for our honeymoon in Cancun.
Lawyers. Most post under pseudonyms, but these people make up the rank and file of the blogging world. Why? Because they are bored to tears by their jobs despite being creative, articulate, argumentative, and passionate people. Give a dam an outlet, and it’ll crack mountains into silt. That’s what lawyers are to the blogosphere. None of them live with their mothers, and many make more than the sportswriters who accuse them of living–yes–with Mom”.
April 29, 2008
“The Wire” done up Simpsons style.  Above, the whacking of Old Face Andre.

[ via kottke.org ] 

“The Wire” done up Simpsons style.  Above, the whacking of Old Face Andre.

[ via kottke.org