2008

Faceless weirdos seen at Wimbledon.

Sorry I Missed Your Party reminds us that at one time or...

Sex for gas prostitution bust.

MacGyver gets lazy.

4th of July without Madam Marie

Widespread Panic Day in Denver. If flubby had his way, he’d give a cold drink to everyone.

65 things that look like Pac-Man.

How many cannibals could your body feed?

Dmitri's voicemail. He sounds like a bit of...

“Tim McGraw personally ejects jackass from concert.” Would Morrisey do this?  Hell, no. ...

Vandal sought in destruction of wall. [ link, via rob iracane ]

McSweeney's presents literary classics...

1984 WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism. EVERYONE:...

New shit has come to light: Lebowski action figures. [ via...

President Bush announces special exemption to...

Is there life on Mars?

Duke lawyers argue that Duke sucks. Judge...

From the always entertaining Faces in Places blog.

Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

Chevy Chase would like his weed back.

14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

Cowboy Jesus breaks in another dinosaur. [ thx, Ann Z. ]

“I’m banned from swimming. Every time I get in the...”
— Judah Friedlander, the World’s...

Extreme ironing. Medium starch. [ via ThePresurfer ]

This picture defies explanation.

Brief interview with a cantankerous Gore Vidal.

The story behind one of the worst album covers ever. [ via...

Actress Marcia Cross reported as “unhurt”...

[ in my email this morning…. ] Be advised: If you are having a conversation about Iraq that...

"Meet a Black Guy" exhibit at farmers' market...

Went to the My Morning Jacket release show last night. ...

[ via Oddee ]

[ via reddit.com ]

Seven deadly sin inspired wine glasses.

Former Justice Sandra Day O'Connor introduces...

Muhammad Ali’s hometown newspaper thinks he is dead. ...

Ladybird ‘Easy-Reading’ Book: The Policeman [...

jim torok “life is allright”

“Rapture is determined to have occurred when 3 of the 5 team...”
— You’ve Been Left...

Alton Kelley, artist, 1940-2008.

“People who point out their puns should be put to sleep...”
— - Maddox Nobody cares if your...

Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen: how will Courtney...

RIP Harvey Korman.

“I’ll assume for their next commercial Rachael Ray,...”
— The Superficial - Rachael Ray...

UFO explodes over Vietnam.

Bermuda Shorts.

Miracle fruit

The berry rewires the way the palate perceives sour flavors for an hour or so, rendering lemons as...

Man Allegedly Bilks E-trade, Schwab of...

Is some sort of scary toy theme underway?  I hope not, I...

[ via FFFFOUND! ]

[ via The Presurfer ]

Snakes in a pool: Kobe meets Jackass.

Barack Out!

La-di-da-di, we like to party. The governor...

Before Daniel Boone ever arrived, John Swift...

When Waiting Just Isn’t an Option…

If you aren’t using a $5,000 guitar pick made from a meteorite, then you aren’t really...

An airline pilot was found hiding behind a...

[ via FFFFOUND! ]

Earthquake porn magazine shut down by Chinese...

Nighthawks in legos.  [ via FFFFOUND! ]

[ via FFFFOUND! ]

Chemtrails: new track from Beck (with Danger Mouse).

“[P]olice found a silver badge that read ‘Official Boob...”
— Man charged with impersonating...

stat girl

Last night, like most Sundays, I played basketball with my brother-in-law and some of his...

Guy who tossed dead octopus into the Ohio River has film debuting at Cannes.

“A man thought to be a federal drug agent, who had spent...”
— STLtoday - Peculiar deception...

[ via  FFFFOUND! ]

The $100 Cheesesteak

Things I Did Last Night.com

“Nightmare on Elm Feet” is the best I could come up with.  Sorry about that. [ thx Ann...

Suge Knight got KTFO. [ Update: Maj sez, “Suge Knight...

Pimp your Gmail.

Woman can’t forget. [via Neatorama ]  

From the world of science: great tits cope...

3 accused of using corpse's head for a bong.

From the product’s official page, lesser known uses...

Milfs outraged.

Survived another Derby infield. Did better than this guy. [...

Derby Flashbacks

2007: My buddy Lane the Lawya makes his newly-hired 18-year-old assistant drive him and his drunkass...

Derby Flashbacks

1996: Drink too much hooch in betting lines and ending up betting on wrong horses.  Fiancee hits...

“Lawyers. Most post under pseudonyms, but these people make...”
— EDSBS » Archive » A...

Listen to the colors: Albert Hofmann, LSD...

“The Wire” done up Simpsons style.  Above, the...

Derby Flashbacks

1991: I watch the race from the backside of Churchill Downs.  Hot redneck girl named Vonda pukes...

Derby Flashbacks

1994: Security finds & confiscates my two quarts of gin.  Go For Gin wins race.  It rains a...

“He is the Mount Everest of inebriation. As far as great...”
— Andre the Giant: the greatest...

“Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused...”
— [ via Truemors ]

Man arrested after pumping gas into imaginary car.

There are many safe and effective birth...

“A “Geddicorn” is a beautiful but possibly...”
— Diary of a Rush concert.

Letter carrier catches falling baby, delivers Crutchfield catalog.

[ via TheMishMash.com ]

cool Flash game

Funny interview with the guy who invented MS Solitaire.

Wall Street figures out Crocs suck.

“This old earthquake’s gonna leave me in the...

Rant from Jones

Jones is my buddy in Nashvegas. He talks purty…. “What does it mean to speak of child...

Cozy for that 40  [ via the Maj ] 

[ thx, Izzy ]

FFFFOUND!

$1,000 julep cups go on sale

[ thx to Jones ]

"I said what-what..."

Condom Prom Dress [ via Truemors ] 

[ via Wall$treet Fighter ]

NY Mets get rick-rolled.

via Rob & Sarah

The Craziest Thing Gary Busey Ever Snorted Cocaine Off Of

If ‘Futurama’ was real. (Click to enlarge.) [...

“Should the City and County of San Francisco rename the...”
— Presidential Memorial...

Yummy litter box cake. (via Boing Boing)

Meat Heals Wounds: more bacon-y goodness from Archie...

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a...