October 2007
47 posts
“The bourgeoisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day.” - Karl...”
– Reuters
P-Funk: One Nation Under a Groove (via YouTube)
“(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a...”
– KXII
Continent-size toxic stew of plastic trash fouling swath of Pacific Ocean
Monkeys killed the mayor. Monkeys killed the mayor.
WatchListen to the latest from the Flaming Lips: “I Was Zapped by the Lucky Super Rainbow”
Florida: Cat piss in your purse will get you fifty days in the cooler.
Creed from ‘The Office’ was in the Grass Roots. How ‘bout that?
If you have lost your mind, they may have found it in Richmond, VA.
Prayer insurance: only $300 a month. They don’t pay claims; they for pray for you.
The Ten Most Incomprehensible Bob Dylan Interviews...
Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I’m in a card game. Then I’m in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a...
Erotic corndog eating contest ends badly.
Ann Coulter wishes women couldn’t vote. Obviously, this would have absolutely no effect on “her”.
Lucky dog finds a bone— from a mammoth
“An earlier version of this article misstated the location of a 2005 sexual...”
– Jury Awards $11.6 Million to Former Knicks Executive - New York Times
Grandson of President John Tyler (b. 1790) is alive and well.
100 Icebreakers to Avoid
Pitchfork: Wu-Tang Clear First Legal Beatles Sample!!
Aussie concert fans sabotage eBay auctions to protest ticket scalping.
Mike Damone didn’t have to put up with shit like this.
