December 2008
22 posts
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Even the aliens no me, da ones real far, i speak to em like ibadablaa,...
– about 1 hour ago from txt Twitter / THE_REAL_SHAQ
Indiana bans smiling. →
Screw the Volstead Act
Today marks the 75th anniversary of the ratification of the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which ended national Prohibition. Hoist your glass tonight in open defiance of the temperance movement. Some notorious libertines are using the occassion to call for the end of another failed prohibtion.
Last night at my house...
THE KID: [makes gutteral pig noise, laughs hysterically] “I funn-dee!”
ME: “Yes, buddy, you’re very funny.”
Repeat fifty times.
Ann Z sent this in response to my self-congratulatory Xmas cactus post. Well played.