April 2008
40 posts
Derby Flashbacks
1996: Drink too much hooch in betting lines and ending up betting on wrong horses. Fiancee hits Grindstone/Cavonnier/Prince of Thieves trifecta which pays for our honeymoon in Cancun.
“Lawyers. Most post under pseudonyms, but these people make up the rank and file...”
– EDSBS » Archive » A BRIEF STATEMENT ON BLOGGING: WHO WE (I) ARE
Listen to the colors: Albert Hofmann, LSD... →
Derby Flashbacks
1991: I watch the race from the backside of Churchill Downs. Hot redneck girl named Vonda pukes into her ample cleavage then passes out hours before Strike the Gold with Chris Antley aboard wins the race.
Derby Flashbacks
1994: Security finds & confiscates my two quarts of gin. Go For Gin wins race. It rains a lot.
“He is the Mount Everest of inebriation. As far as great drunkards go, there is...”
– Andre the Giant: the greatest drunk on earth— Modern Drunkard Magazine Online
[ via The Presurfer ]
“Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black...”
– [ via Truemors ]
There are many safe and effective birth control... →
[ via Truemors ]
“A “Geddicorn” is a beautiful but possibly mythical creature: a woman...”
– Diary of a Rush concert.
Letter carrier catches falling baby, delivers Crutchfield catalog.
cool Flash game →
Funny interview with the guy who invented MS Solitaire.
Wall Street figures out Crocs suck. →
Rant from Jones
Jones is my buddy in Nashvegas. He talks purty….
“What does it mean to speak of child protection when pornography and violence can be viewed in so many homes through media widely available today?” - The Pope said today. This son of a bitch has the gall to come to our country and criticize our outrage at his organization’s systematic child rape. While he currently...
$1,000 julep cups go on sale →
"I said what-what..." →
NY Mets get rick-rolled.
The Craziest Thing Gary Busey Ever Snorted Cocaine Off Of
“Should the City and County of San Francisco rename the Oceanside Wastewater...”
– Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco
