May 2008
50 posts
May 31st
RIP Harvey Korman.
May 29th
“I’ll assume for their next commercial Rachael Ray, clad in the Stars and...”
– The Superficial - Rachael Ray is a coffee-selling terrorist.
May 29th
UFO explodes over Vietnam. →
May 29th
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Bermuda Shorts.
May 29th
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May 29th
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Miracle fruit
The berry rewires the way the palate perceives sour flavors for an hour or so, rendering lemons as sweet as candy.
May 28th
Man Allegedly Bilks E-trade, Schwab of $50,000 by... →
Michael: “It’s pretty brilliant. What it does is, every time there’s a bank transaction where interest is computed, you know, thousands a day, the computer ends up with these fractions of acent, which it usually rounds off. What this does is, it takes those little remainders and puts it into an account.” Peter: “This sounds familiar.” Michael:...
May 28th
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 ”Spirit of Truth” - nsfw language [ thx to Jones ]
May 26th
May 24th
Snakes in a pool: Kobe meets Jackass.
May 24th
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May 24th
La-di-da-di, we like to party. The governor... →
Good on ya, Rick.
May 23rd
Before Daniel Boone ever arrived, John Swift left... →
[ Unless he didn’t. ]
May 23rd
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May 22nd
If you aren’t using a $5,000 guitar pick made from a meteorite, then you aren’t really rockin’ out.
May 22nd
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An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed... →
Stick with the Mile-High Club, flyboy. [ via digg ] 
May 21st
May 21st
Earthquake porn magazine shut down by Chinese... →
Yes, too soon. [ via fark.com ] 
May 21st
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May 20th
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Chemtrails: new track from Beck (with Danger Mouse).
May 20th
“[P]olice found a silver badge that read ‘Official Boob Inspector,...”
– Man charged with impersonating police officer.
May 19th
stat girl
Last night, like most Sundays, I played basketball with my brother-in-law and some of his co-workers. When I got home, my better half had already retired for the evening. A few hours later, the following conversation took place. Her [with a nudge]: Did you have any stats? Me [with groggy indignation]: I don’t want to talk about my “stats” at two-thirty in the morning. Her: I...
May 19th
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Flying penis buzzes Russky presser. [ via reddit.com ] 
May 19th
Guy who tossed dead octopus into the Ohio River has film debuting at Cannes.
May 19th
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Dude… [ via digg ] 
May 19th
“A man thought to be a federal drug agent, who had spent months alongside police...”
– STLtoday - Peculiar deception rattles small town [ via reddit ] 
May 17th
May 17th
The $100 Cheesesteak →
May 16th
May 15th
Things I Did Last Night.com →
[ Via MetaFilter ]
May 13th
“Nightmare on Elm Feet” is the best I could come up with.  Sorry about that. [ thx Ann Z ] 
May 13th
May 13th
Pimp your Gmail. →
May 11th
Woman can’t forget. [via Neatorama ]  
May 11th
May 10th
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From the world of science: great tits cope well... →
[ thx Skeets ] 
May 9th
3 accused of using corpse's head for a bong. →
[ via digg ] 
May 9th
May 8th
Milfs outraged. →
[ via reddit.com ]
May 6th
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May 4th
Derby Flashbacks
2007: My buddy Lane the Lawya makes his newly-hired 18-year-old assistant drive him and his drunkass friends up from Nashvegas.  Some of the locals were so offended, they made sure she got stoned to the bejeezus belt just before Street Sense rode to victory. 
May 2nd