June 2008
38 posts
Watch[ via TV Squad ]
Dmitri's voicemail. He sounds like a bit of a... →
“Tim McGraw personally ejects jackass from concert.” Would Morrisey do this? Hell, no. [ The Superficial ]
Vandal sought in destruction of wall.
[ link, via rob iracane ]
McSweeney's presents literary classics in three...
1984
WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.
EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party.
WINSTON: Oh, rats.
[ link via kottke.org ]
President Bush announces special exemption to 13th... →
Four homers, 8 RBI in Cubs’ sweep prompts unprecedented waiver of prohibition upon involuntary servitude.
Is there life on Mars? →
Phoenix finds ice on surface of Mars.
Duke lawyers argue that Duke sucks. Judge agrees. →
Chevy Chase would like his weed back. →
14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar
Cowboy Jesus breaks in another dinosaur.
[ thx, Ann Z. ]
“I’m banned from swimming. Every time I get in the water all the...”
– Judah Friedlander, the World’s Greatest Athlete
Brief interview with a cantankerous Gore Vidal.
[ in my email this morning…. ]
Be advised: If you are having a conversation about Iraq that will involve more then 2 sentences you should always make sure to work in the phrase “On The Ground” in any way possible. Some examples:
“Only Petraeus knows the facts on the ground”
“The troops on the ground will tell you everything is going great”
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"Meet a Black Guy" exhibit at farmers' market... →
[ via reddit.com ]
Former Justice Sandra Day O'Connor introduces... →
“Rapture is determined to have occurred when 3 of the 5 team members fail to log...”
– You’ve Been Left Behind.com What better way to tell nonbelievers, “Told you so.”
[ via Metafilter ]
“People who point out their puns should be put to sleep (gassed).”
– - Maddox
Nobody cares if your puns were intended.
Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen: how will Courtney Love... →