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On douchebags : mapping the origins of America’s favorite insult Minor quibble: if they are going to reference SNL, why the Night at the Roxbury guys instead of the legendary skit where Garrett Morris is the doorman making introductions at the ball? “LORD AND LADY DOUCH-E-BAG!!!”

Jul 27th

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Trick shots that definitely aren’t fake. Still doesn’t have game like me tho’.

Jul 25th

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Captain Lou Albano’s 75th birthday ends in drunken brawl.

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Jul 19th

Happy Birthday, Dr. Thompson. →

HST would have been 70 today. He is missed. [ thx General Sense of Outrage ]

Jul 19th

Are any of the 17 Starbucks in your neighborhood among the 600 being closed nationwide? Find out here. [ link goes to PDF ]

Jul 18th

Report: Beijing bars told to ban black patrons...

If rampant human rights violations and dehabilitating enviromental conditions weren’t enough to turn the Summer Olympics into a complete fiasco, now there are reports of blacks and Mongolians being banned from nightclubs under order of the government. Geez China, you can’t hold up Kobe Bryant or Ghengis Khan as representatives of an entire race. [ thx to Shanghaiist ]

Jul 18th

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[ via Mac G’s World ]

Jul 18th

Balloons carried gun away in Red Lobster executive’s ‘CSI’-like suicide

Jul 17th

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Jul 14th

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[ ktfo theatre ] MMA cartwheel KO. Gymnastics kick ass!

Jul 13th

Can You Imagine A World With Hover Bacon? →

Jul 12th

“Most of the world’s population today is made up of descendants of those...”

– -George F. Will, Beer: Is There Anything It Can’t Do? According to the expert in Will’s article, thousands and thousands of years ago some people lacked the genes necessary to properly digest alcohol. Those lightweights died off long ago. So remember when you get schnockered this...

Jul 11th

The Ballad of "No-Nose" Gardner...

Man hires weird henchmen to kidnap his wife and take her to Mexico. Bizarre story. I wonder if he gets freaky with that thing?

Jul 11th

Whaddya say Mr. Human Bloodhound Police Man???

“The lawyer for a man accused of having 10 pounds of marijuana … wants two Georgia State Patrol troopers to prove they can sniff out pot tied up in a trash bag inside a car trunk. If troopers … are unable to repeat the feat with a random car … attorney David West says the evidence … should be suppressed for lack of probable cause for a search.” [ Full story ] ...

Jul 10th

Carl Sagan was a no-good racist. →

[ via reddit ]

Jul 10th

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Shawshank Reduction. Movie in 90 seconds. With the rapping. [ via RADAR ]

Jul 10th

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Fred Sanford defense fails miserably. Man represents himself at criminal trial. Fakes heart-attack. No one believes him. Gets 42 years in prison. Added bonus: smelling-salt goodness. [ via VideoSift ]

Jul 9th

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Lil Iraqi Gangsta video. Disturbing? Absolutely. Kind of funny in a gallows humor kind of way? Oh yeah. That fat little bastard has almost certainly seen things that I can’t even bear to think about for too long. Welcome to the literal hell on earth. [ thx to Lt. Winslow ]

Jul 9th

“Volcano surfing” in Hawaii. CJ Kanuha surfs in boiling water. Complete with a sacrifice to “mythical goddess” of fire. Is there any other kind of goddess? [ via digg ]

Jul 8th

“Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police...”

– Arkansas fight fans fall for Sacha Baron Cohen stunt

Jul 8th

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