June 2009
12 posts
Under no circumstances should you call her 'Liz'. →
Congressman’s office manager does not appreciate your innocuous attempts to get chummy.
[ via Xmas Ape ]
“(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m...”
– [ texts from last night via Maj ]
Church to hold gun service. →
“A Valley Station Road church is sponsoring an ‘Open Carry Church Service’ in late June, encouraging people to wear unloaded guns in their holsters, enter a raffle to win a free handgun, hear patriotic music and listen to talks by operators of gun stores and firing ranges.”
True story: Jesus was strapped like 24/7.
