[ the sugar sheet ]

June242008

New shit has come to light: Lebowski action figures.

[ via reddit ]

June222008

President Bush announces special exemption to 13th Amendment for Aramis Ramirez: he now legally owns the Chicago White Sox.

Four homers, 8 RBI in Cubs’ sweep prompts unprecedented waiver of prohibition upon involuntary servitude.

June202008

June192008

Is there life on Mars?

Phoenix finds ice on surface of Mars.

7PM

Duke lawyers argue that Duke sucks. Judge agrees.

11AM

From the always entertaining Faces in Places blog.

June182008

Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

9AM

Chevy Chase would like his weed back.

June172008

14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

2PM

Cowboy Jesus breaks in another dinosaur.

[ thx, Ann Z. ]

1PM

“I’m banned from swimming. Every time I get in the water all the surrounding chicks jump in. It’s really cool, but technically illegal in competition.” Judah Friedlander, the World’s Greatest Athlete

9AM

Extreme ironing. Medium starch.

[ via ThePresurfer ]

June162008

This picture defies explanation.

4PM

Brief interview with a cantankerous Gore Vidal.

1PM