11.15.07
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks“Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness”Why would a pig— particularly one as sophisticated and worldly as the one depicted on the packaging— use, let alone enjoy, what is essentially a pig-flavored product?  Is this porcine plutocrat some sort of moneyed cannibal— or are all pigs that way?  I’m at a complete loss.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

“Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness”

Why would a pig— particularly one as sophisticated and worldly as the one depicted on the packaging— use, let alone enjoy, what is essentially a pig-flavored product?  Is this porcine plutocrat some sort of moneyed cannibal— or are all pigs that way?  I’m at a complete loss.