As I may have mentioned previously, I used to take off for weeks at a time to go to these outdoor summer concerts.  One of our traditions was to play wiffle ball before ths shows.  This was fun for two reasons: 1) wiffle ball kicks ass, and; 2) hippies and trustafarians seemed genuinely put out by the fact we were taking up prime real estate that would otherwise be used for hackey-sack, devil sticks and veggie burrito peddling.  That said, if I had to hit stuff like the pitch above, I would have been forced to retire and start selling hemp jewelry or grilled cheese sandwiches.