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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>flubby@thesugarsheet.com</description><title>[ the sugar sheet ]</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @flubby)</generator><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/</link><item><title>Faceless weirdos seen at Wimbledon.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1031062/Faceless-aliens-spotted-crowd-Wimbledon.html"&gt;Faceless weirdos seen at Wimbledon.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/02/article-0-01D0F0D100000578-945_468x286.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bob McKenzie: “&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31zO5Ar1aRE"&gt;Fleshy headed mutant&lt;/a&gt;, are you friendly?”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Doug McKenzie: “No way, eh.  Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40827590</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40827590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:08:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sorry I Missed Your Party reminds us that at one time or another...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bh7gArBTKaxv7ltaCmHf1MsH_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2008/07/letting-it-all-hang-out.html" target="_blank"&gt;Sorry I Missed Your Party&lt;/a&gt; reminds us that at one time or another we have all duct taped 40s to our hands and partied with our trousers unbuttoned.&lt;a href="http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2008/07/letting-it-all-hang-out.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40728949</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40728949</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:22:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sex for gas prostitution bust.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0702081gas1.html"&gt;Sex for gas prostitution bust.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.visittex.com/images/859.jpg" width="256" height="248"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This used to be the law of the highway.  Now Johnny Law says otherwise.  What a crock.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40706456</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40706456</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MacGyver gets lazy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bh7gArBTKaxe7dnleQ23FJXS_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/444/" target="_blank"&gt;MacGyver gets lazy.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40676969</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40676969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:26:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TrkrSdyIHY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2TrkrSdyIHY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40675331</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40675331</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:06:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>4th of July without Madam Marie</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080701/NEWS/80701031"&gt;4th of July without Madam Marie&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Asbury Park fortune teller was immortalized in Springsteen’s “&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ314hldal4"&gt;Sandy&lt;/a&gt;”.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Old-Gallery/Asbury-Park-Madam-Marie-Photographic-Print-C12203510.jpeg" width="400" height="333"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ thx to Jay ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40605720</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40605720</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Widespread Panic Day in Denver. If flubby had his way, he’d give a cold drink to everyone.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/2008/06/panic-grabbed-my-legs-and-pulled-me-in.html" target="_blank"&gt;Widespread Panic Day in Denver.&lt;/a&gt; If flubby had his way, he’d give a cold drink to &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvEyMdj8d5A"&gt;everyone&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;a href="http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/2008/06/panic-grabbed-my-legs-and-pulled-me-in.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40559271</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40559271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:50:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>65 things that look like Pac-Man. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bh7gArBTKavyskhtA0uP2ScL_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/f/65-things-that-look-like-pac-man/a-20080627103626864015/p-4" target="_blank"&gt;65 things that look like Pac-Man. &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40537765</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40537765</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:26:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How many cannibals could your body feed?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch"&gt;How many cannibals could your body feed?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Twenty???  I have no idea if that is a good thing or not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-many-cannibals-could-my-body-feed.html"&gt;The Presurfer&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40537557</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40537557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:24:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Noel Gallagher announced there was no place for Jay-Z at...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck5srO6S-qI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ck5srO6S-qI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Noel Gallagher announced there was &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2273595,00.html"&gt;no place for Jay-Z at Glastonbury&lt;/a&gt;.  Here’s what Hov had to say about that.</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40297804</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40297804</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:54:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>[ via TV Squad ]</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTI3MTEw" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTI3MTEw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/06/28/british-gameshow-pornography-video/"&gt;TV Squad&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40211973</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40211973</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:21:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dmitri's voicemail.  He sounds like a bit of a jerk.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/"&gt;Dmitri's voicemail.  He sounds like a bit of a jerk.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40127561</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40127561</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:20:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Tim McGraw personally ejects jackass from concert.” Would Morrisey do this?  Hell, no. ...</title><description>“Tim McGraw personally ejects jackass from concert.” Would Morrisey do this?  Hell, no.  &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/tim_mcgraw_personally_ejects_j.php" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ The Superficial ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39862447</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39862447</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vandal sought in destruction of wall.[ link, via rob iracane ]</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2593920234_d26968dccc.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/2593835674_afa81b42f0.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vandal sought in destruction of wall.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.morefishthanman.com/2008/06/19/wanted/"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;, via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://iracane.tumblr.com/"&gt;rob iracane&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39806138</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39806138</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:31:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>McSweeney's presents literary classics in three lines</title><description>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1984&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WINSTON: Oh, rats.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://mcsweeneys.net/2008/6/16joseph.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.kottke.org/"&gt;kottke.org&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39712159</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39712159</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:36:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New shit has come to light: Lebowski action figures.[ via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bh7gArBTKalzg90lsB5UR9Iy_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New shit has come to light: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.alwayswatching.org/news/geekin-out-big-lebowski-action-figures"&gt;Lebowski action figures&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39637018</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39637018</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:47:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>President Bush announces special exemption to 13th Amendment for Aramis Ramirez: he now legally owns the Chicago White Sox.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=280622116"&gt;President Bush announces special exemption to 13th Amendment for Aramis Ramirez: he now legally owns the Chicago White Sox.&lt;/a&gt;: Four homers, 8 RBI in Cubs’ sweep prompts unprecedented waiver of prohibition upon involuntary servitude.</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39455645</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39455645</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:12:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bh7gArBTKagg8npnMSW80IjQ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://ffffound.com/image/f63461f427522def573da5fca9ded67f741d6086" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39165253</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39165253</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:51:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is there life on Mars?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://phoenix.lpl.arizona.edu/06_19_pr.php"&gt;Is there life on Mars?&lt;/a&gt;: Phoenix finds ice on surface of &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueUOTImKp0k"&gt;Mars&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39096817</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39096817</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:45:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Duke lawyers argue that Duke sucks.  Judge agrees.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080619/SPORTS02/80619051/"&gt;Duke lawyers argue that Duke sucks.  Judge agrees.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39084371</link><guid>http://thesugarsheet.com/post/39084371</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:12:40 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
